Thursday, January 13, 2011

Queensland Floods and Other Gushers

From 'Pastor' David Hall, Lifepoint Church, Adelaide South Australia



Ummm David... You went to the ABC Bible College didn't you? I thought so, stands to reason, er... let me help you out here. The promise you're refering to addresses the complete destruction of the Earth. God never said there wouldn't be floods after that David. Read Matthew 24. It's in that book you thump on Sundays, the one whose pages are not quite as thin as your theology.

Ummm, by the way, what was Noah's flood for again? Wasn't it..... Judgement? From the God who is the same yesterday, today and forever? Or are we talking about a different god? Hmmm?

How do you know this wasn't a warning David? Would you mind Twittering God and get back to me? Thanks.

Any Pastor speaking on behalf of God had better know what they are talking about. You clearly do not.

See you soon.


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